So there's this teacher. I really don't like him. At all. I won't name names or anything, but I really don't like him.

He asks you to make him a sandwich. You have duct tape and a stick. Now what? Have fun :)

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So, heres the thing. You go to the movie theater, and you see that there is one, and only one exclusive ticket for a one time only showing of all four POTC movies in 3D. Johnny Depp will be hosting the event and will be sitting next to you throughout the movie. During the movie, he will be repeatedly be doing the romantic yawn-arm-around-the-shoulder. Johnny Depp will be picking 

Unfortunately, Vanessa Paradis is in line for the ticket. Your mission is to eliminate your competition.

You only have duct tape and a stick.

But wait, you say! This is easy! All I have to do is hit Vanessa with a stick then tie her up, right?

Wrong. Vanessa Paradis has two stick proof rhinos and seven duct-tape proof leopards.

What now?

Once upon a time there was this girl. An obsessed fangirl. You know the one. She was in love with a celebrity. Who did not even know that she existed. But that was about to change. She was going to write him a letter. An extensive letter. A letter he would just have to respond to. And then they would meet. And it would be love at first sight. For him anyways(she was already in love).
  -But hang on. There has to be a problem. Right? That's the point, correct?
  -Yes. There is a problem. We are getting to it. Gosh. Hold your horses! Here is the problem:
She had no paper. No stamps. No pen or pencil or writing utensil of any sort. And worst of all: no adress to write him at.
  -So now dear reader, you see the problem. And guess what? You have to solve it!

So.

Imagine

Johnny Depp

was born...

...

...

ugly.

Yes. Ugly.

His features?

I will spare you the pictures of his eyes. They are permanently black, puffy, and slightly green. 

Also, he is about 197 1/2 pounds heavier than the original Johnny Depp.

If you've ever seen Benjamin Button, that is how he looked as a baby. 
Except he didn't grow up to be a hot guy. At all.

So, you and the ugly Johnny Depp are stranded alone on an island.

He is officially in love with you and is following you around. You can't get him to leave you alone.
Murder is against your morals.

You only have duct tape and a stick.

Please note that the goal here is for you to reverse the ugliness factor, not to get rid of him.

And remember, you only have DTAAS, and anything your would find on a desert island. And, no, you cannot find paper bags on said island.

What now?

So here's the thing. You are in a small boat singing about jolly sailors, when all of a sudden a really hot Johnny Depp-like merman comes up and strikes up a conversation. Remember that mermen aren't like mermaids and don't eat people. So he starts talking to you about weird things like some Dread Pirate Roberts, swinging from vines, and little ninjas. You are fascinated! You ask for his number, but he says he only talks to people through the mail, but only after 7 months. You say that is unfortunate. He says yeah, but then starts talking about a game called Fortunately Unfortunately. You get bored and busy yourself gawking at his beauty. 

All of a sudden this freaky guy that looks a heck of a lot like Ian McShane sails up in his ship and put the merman in a glass coffin thingy!! You start screaming. You look down into your little boat and you see that you only have duct tape and a stick. You absolutely need to rescue the merman! What now? 

YOU WANTED A NEW SITUATION?
FINE.
YOU GOT IT.

So heres the situation. You look out the window and this is what you see: aliens attacking your city. Not just a city on the tv, YOUR city. There are ALIENS. They're ATTACKING. They are large and purple and kind of koala-shaped(except totally not cuddly). The aliens are roughly 15 feet tall and they have claws around 1 and a 1/2 feet long. The purple alien koalas with claws are also rabid. So anyways, you are looking out your window, and you see these rabid-purple-alien-giant-clawed koalas attacking. And all of a sudden you hear a shout. "Hey you! Yeah you! You in the SuperHero costume! Save us! Like NOW!" You think *what? who are they talking to?* and then you look down. Guess what you're wearing? That's right! a SuperHero costume! How? You ask how? There are aliens freaking attacking your city and youre worried about why you have a SuperHero costume!? Goodness! You really need to straighten out your priorities!!! You have a world to save! Like NOW!

And all you have to save your city with? That's right! Duct tape. And a stick.

Go! Now! You have a world to save!

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And if you like the scavenger hunt, I can make another when this one is over!

There are now eight opportunities for points hidden around this site! Rishikia has found 2, so she now has 1010 points! And there are still 6 hidden opportunities for points! Off you go! Find them! Quick!