YOU WANTED A NEW SITUATION?
FINE.
YOU GOT IT.

So heres the situation. You look out the window and this is what you see: aliens attacking your city. Not just a city on the tv, YOUR city. There are ALIENS. They're ATTACKING. They are large and purple and kind of koala-shaped(except totally not cuddly). The aliens are roughly 15 feet tall and they have claws around 1 and a 1/2 feet long. The purple alien koalas with claws are also rabid. So anyways, you are looking out your window, and you see these rabid-purple-alien-giant-clawed koalas attacking. And all of a sudden you hear a shout. "Hey you! Yeah you! You in the SuperHero costume! Save us! Like NOW!" You think *what? who are they talking to?* and then you look down. Guess what you're wearing? That's right! a SuperHero costume! How? You ask how? There are aliens freaking attacking your city and youre worried about why you have a SuperHero costume!? Goodness! You really need to straighten out your priorities!!! You have a world to save! Like NOW!

And all you have to save your city with? That's right! Duct tape. And a stick.

Go! Now! You have a world to save!
KT BOT
5/16/2011 11:54:16 am

Poke the purple-koala bears-with giant claws-aleins in the eyes with a stick and bind their arms and legs with the duct tape.

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Rishika
5/17/2011 06:35:14 am

I'm rather disappointed that you found no way to fit Johnny Depp into this situation...

Oh well!!!

Enhance the duct tape with superpowers and use it to herd the aliens back into space. Make roasted marshmallows using the sticPr

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Taylor
5/21/2011 02:38:33 am

I thinkk im rubbing off on rishika(:
dont you guys agree?
by the wayy.. Its a pirates life for me, savvy?

Jack. Im withchild. YOUR child.
No, i dont remember having..
you were drunk.
ive never been that drunk!

The crime you have been found guilty of is not being jack sparrow!

I love you jack.
as do I. I always have, I always will.
-brief moment of intimacy-
i gotta go.

Hola!

Ole(:

You lied to me by telling the truth?
yes.
Ill have to use that.
i know you will.

Only one person alive knows that move.
-jack sparrow passionately kisses other jack sparrow-

Greatt movie guys!(:



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Rishika
5/21/2011 08:23:36 am

I just have to say, that i called that.

I predicted that Johnny Depp was going to kiss himselPr

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Rishika
5/21/2011 08:25:02 am

Aaaaaargh!!!

There is something wrong with this thing!!!!

It always puts Pr after my comments!!Pr

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taylor
5/21/2011 11:54:56 pm

i do have to hand that one to you rishika.
you did predict that one, pretty much right on.

as for the Pr thing. maybe it means something.
then again. maybe not.

sooo... i was texting joey. cuz he asked me about potc. and he was like.. so are you going to go see it again?
and i said.. hmm. i dont knoww. Im broke duuude.
and he replied: well i would probably have enough money if you wanted to see it again sometime when i go see it.



is this ever going to go away guys?
im worried for my health.

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Rishika
5/25/2011 06:01:41 am

taylor, i think you and joey are destined to go through life together. not in a good way, though.

ok, personally, i find taylor rubbing off on me is a good thing. Personally...

and that she isn't a bad influence...
in some ways at least...

now whenever i look at a picture, and try to make it into the kkk.

i think that was a bad influence!

but it was fuPr

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Rishika
5/26/2011 10:39:59 am

Another situation please? *smiles sweetly*
preferably one with johnny depp%Pr

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rishika
5/26/2011 10:40:31 am

the %Pr thing is really getting on my nerves.Pr

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Rishika
6/4/2011 03:59:34 am

Do you guys think that if Johnny Depp came to this website, he would be offended because I knew he was going to kiss himself?

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Rishika
6/4/2011 04:04:21 am

New Situation!! Johnny Depp?

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taylor
6/4/2011 06:59:14 am

I am such an influence on younger children.
first my cousin jayna.
now rishika?!?!?!?!
ahhhh! how many people will catch my love for johnny depp?
i think its contagious!

DON'T RESIST! (:

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rishika
6/4/2011 10:00:51 am

excuse me? younger children?

but don't resist the love, you guys. :)

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Rishika
6/4/2011 11:59:39 am

Actually, I've kept this a secret since august.

why else would i watch alice in wonderland 7 times in 3 days??

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