FINE.
YOU GOT IT.
So heres the situation. You look out the window and this is what you see: aliens attacking your city. Not just a city on the tv, YOUR city. There are ALIENS. They're ATTACKING. They are large and purple and kind of koala-shaped(except totally not cuddly). The aliens are roughly 15 feet tall and they have claws around 1 and a 1/2 feet long. The purple alien koalas with claws are also rabid. So anyways, you are looking out your window, and you see these rabid-purple-alien-giant-clawed koalas attacking. And all of a sudden you hear a shout. "Hey you! Yeah you! You in the SuperHero costume! Save us! Like NOW!" You think *what? who are they talking to?* and then you look down. Guess what you're wearing? That's right! a SuperHero costume! How? You ask how? There are aliens freaking attacking your city and youre worried about why you have a SuperHero costume!? Goodness! You really need to straighten out your priorities!!! You have a world to save! Like NOW!
And all you have to save your city with? That's right! Duct tape. And a stick.
Go! Now! You have a world to save!