And Now What You've All Been Waiting For!!! For Like Ever...

6/4/2011

So here's the thing. You are in a small boat singing about jolly sailors, when all of a sudden a really hot Johnny Depp-like merman comes up and strikes up a conversation. Remember that mermen aren't like mermaids and don't eat people. So he starts talking to you about weird things like some Dread Pirate Roberts, swinging from vines, and little ninjas. You are fascinated! You ask for his number, but he says he only talks to people through the mail, but only after 7 months. You say that is unfortunate. He says yeah, but then starts talking about a game called Fortunately Unfortunately. You get bored and busy yourself gawking at his beauty.

All of a sudden this freaky guy that looks a heck of a lot like Ian McShane sails up in his ship and put the merman in a glass coffin thingy!! You start screaming. You look down into your little boat and you see that you only have duct tape and a stick. You absolutely need to rescue the merman! What now?

43 Comments

Rishika

6/5/2011 02:07:35 am

Is it just Taylor and I who check this anymore?

Umm, summon Jack Sparrow? Using a makeshift compass you made using duct tape and a stick??

Then let him battle out Ian McShane while you unlock the merman!

Oh, and leave with both Jack Sparrow and the merman, while a weird one-legged man takes over the ship.

I am having great fun with this!

I checked this site last night, and I couldn't stop smiling at it. That's how much I love this website. And this situation. And Johnny Depp.

(I know, bad grammar. I'm to lazy to fix it though.)

Yeah for confessions!

Rsihika

6/5/2011 02:08:29 am

Umm, guys? How come my last comment is currently being held for moderation awaiting approval?

Let me try again with this comment:

6/5/2011 02:11:03 am

Umm, summon Jack Sparrow? Using a makeshift compass you made using duct tape and a stick??

The let him battle out Ian McShane while you unlock the merman!

Oh, and leave with both Jack Sparrow and the merman, while a weird one-legged man takes over the ship.

I'm having fun with this!

Wow, I spelled my own name wrong.

6/5/2011 02:18:00 am

Let me try once again with this comment:

Is it just Taylor and I who check this anymore?

Umm, summon Jack Sparrow? Using a makeshift compass you made using duct tape and a stick?

Then let him battle out Ian McShane while you unlock the merman!

Oh, and leave with both Jack Sparrow and the merman while a weird one-legged man takes over the ship.

I'm having fun with this!

I checked this site last night, and I couldn't stop smiling at this. That's how much I love this site. And this situation. And Johnny Depp.

(I know, bad grammar. But I'm to lazy to fix it, so just go with it.)

Yeah for confessionsPr

Rishika

6/5/2011 02:18:43 am

Yeah, it worked!!

Except for the Pr thing.Pr

Rishika

6/5/2011 02:40:39 am

Sorry guys. There's 4 comments that basically say the same thing.

taylor

6/5/2011 03:12:15 am

what just happened??
im so confused!

anyyway.
build a sword out of dtaas.
run into the jungle realllyyy fast and find some poisonous frogs.
stab the frogs with the sword.
run back to the beach and board blackbeard's ship.
fight epically with blackbeard, eventually stabbing him with the poisonous dtaas sword.
he dies a painful death.
dispose of the body.
next scare away the rest of the crew.
after they are gone, unlock the glass coffin.
dump out the johnny depp merman.
after he grows legs, help him up and make out with him passionately as the wind blows through your hair.
live happily ever on blackbeard's ship as lovers.

WIN! ‹3

taylor

6/5/2011 03:13:18 am

oops. i forgot the word after in::
"happily ever after"

Rishika

6/5/2011 03:41:41 am

:) i love your's taylor!!! except i'd put some clothes on the merman after he grows legs. perhaps a toga?

taylor

6/5/2011 06:45:27 am

i honestly think that naked would be ok.
but if clothes are necessary.
toga would be good! (:

&&thanks.
i like it also.

Rishika

6/5/2011 08:16:59 am

Naked is ok if you're alone. (:

But not on the deck of the ship. blech.

no passing ship wants to see you making out with a naked ex-merman.%Pr

taylor

6/5/2011 09:45:22 am

(:
ok. im sure we can find him some pants at least.
shirt though..
NOT NECESSARYYYYYYYY :D

Rishika

6/6/2011 10:02:34 am

shirt is DEFINITELY not necessary :)
i guess you could wrap a bedsheet around his waist, and tie it with a rope. like in little mermaid!!!

i love it how whenever lexie, olivia, and i are together we always see shirtless guys.

question: does the hot johnny depp-like merman have abs????

sorry, i'm kinda skipping subjectPr

taylor

6/6/2011 11:33:24 am

of course he has abs(:
very nice ones.

rishiika

6/6/2011 11:49:03 am

ha:)

brownies taste amazing(:
i love lunch now. too bad tomorrow is the last one.

taylor

6/6/2011 10:09:24 pm

Im bringing brownies on the last day of school I think!!
thats johnny depps birthday!!!(:
48(:

Rishika

6/7/2011 06:20:09 am

He was born June 9, 1963!! (:

still sexy even when he's old enough to be your dad.
so true. so so true. :)

Rishika

6/7/2011 11:23:19 am

Ok, I'm checking if this comment has to be approved. See, when I used chrome, the comment had to be approved. when i used firefox, it didn't have to be approved. right now i'm using chrome, and i'm testing it. hopefully it will work(:

Rishika

6/7/2011 11:23:39 am

wow, it worked...

taylor

6/7/2011 11:28:03 am

he is soo sexy(:
haha. i liked that pic very much .

but he's older than my dad .
hahahah.

rishika

6/8/2011 02:53:21 am

he's older that my dad too. but he's sexy, so it's all good!

olivia and lexie: does it disturb you when i say that? (:

taylor

6/8/2011 04:28:25 am

they are probs used to it already(:
me saying it i mean.
he is, of course, 98% mine.
and sexyy as heck :D

i feel as if it he would be sooo freaked out if he found this.

rishika

6/8/2011 06:20:04 am

i know they are used to you saying it.
but are they used to me saying it??

We are not trying to freak you out Johnny Depp!!!!
We just love you, that's all!!

Rishika

6/8/2011 06:20:48 am

he is 2% mine.
but i'm not complaining!!!! :)

taylor

6/8/2011 02:03:59 pm

i love him so muchh‹3
tomorrow is his birthday.
we are only 1 hour away.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN CHRISTOPHER DEPP II.
i love you! :D

RIshika

6/10/2011 01:41:36 am

Johnny Depp is 48!!!

taylor

6/10/2011 06:42:39 am

48 and one day(:

Rishika

6/10/2011 07:44:32 am

very true, very true...

guys, school is over. but it doesn't feel like it.
you don't know how excited i am to watch DJD!! :D

taylor

6/12/2011 02:01:52 am

(: (: (:
don juan‹3
heheheh.

Rishika

6/12/2011 05:27:54 am

cutest, adorablest, sexiest, romanticest movie ever. i love it (:

taylor

6/13/2011 08:14:58 am

rishika.
you are literally scaring the hell out of me.

lexie

6/14/2011 06:23:41 am

i second that!

Rishika

6/14/2011 07:28:36 am

Thankyou guys...
I love you too. :)

KT BOT

6/15/2011 10:25:06 am

Third! Taylor has really influenced u!

taylor

6/17/2011 03:25:31 am

i didnt mean too..
i swear.

oops.

6/17/2011 03:25:44 am

6/17/2011 03:26:35 am

its really not convenient when you try to type "to"
but your repeating-letters habit causes you to type "too".

Rishika

6/18/2011 08:10:57 am

nice taylor. :)

taylor

6/26/2011 10:33:25 am

thanks duude!
i think that there should be a new situation(:
with johnny depp, those are the funnest to solve!

KT Bot

6/29/2011 06:53:51 am

Agreed!

Rihsika

7/9/2011 04:03:37 am

yes! new situation! with johnny depp!

I meant Rishika (:

7/9/2011 04:03:58 am

taylor

7/9/2011 10:35:48 am

ok! thats three people who want a new situation!(:
[with johnny depp!]
i am excited to see what your creative minds dream up!

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