The Most Difficult Situation. Ever.

7/10/2011

So.

Imagine

Johnny Depp

was born...

...

...

ugly.

Yes. Ugly.

His features?

His nose.

Lips. Even when he isn't making a face, that is how obnoxious they are.

I will spare you the pictures of his eyes. They are permanently black, puffy, and slightly green.

Also, he is about 197 1/2 pounds heavier than the original Johnny Depp.

If you've ever seen Benjamin Button, that is how he looked as a baby.
Except he didn't grow up to be a hot guy. At all.

So, you and the ugly Johnny Depp are stranded alone on an island.

He is officially in love with you and is following you around. You can't get him to leave you alone.
Murder is against your morals.

You only have duct tape and a stick.

Please note that the goal here is for you to reverse the ugliness factor, not to get rid of him.

And remember, you only have DTAAS, and anything your would find on a desert island. And, no, you cannot find paper bags on said island.

What now?

8 Comments

taylor

7/10/2011 10:51:04 am

hit him with a stick until he gets pretty.
remember to duct tape his mouth so he doesnt scream .

if he doesnt get pretty. swim away and get eaten by sharks .

THE END.

Rishika

7/11/2011 04:18:53 am

build a boat with dtaas, and other stuff you find on an island.

travel to california (or some other place).

make johnny depp get lypo, so he looks pretty again.
oh, and a little plastic surgery on the side.

ta da! all done!

taylor

7/11/2011 02:33:44 pm

ooooh.
thats a good one(:

taylor

7/15/2011 02:52:24 am

so. i keep checking this.
and no one comments . so i feel the need to comment.

the thought of johnny depp being ugly makes me very sad.
and it is very difficult to picture.
if you ever watch blow though, you will be able to picture him fat and old .
which is also very sad.

KT Bot!

7/15/2011 12:38:55 pm

Duct tape his face 2 cover the ugliness! Lol jk. U should have doneca Harry Potter situation in honor of the new movie! :3

taylor

7/16/2011 09:53:51 am

wow. my comment is being held for moderation approval or something.
thats really . inconvenient.

rishika

7/16/2011 11:24:21 am

that's sad. mine did that too once.

johnny depp situations are the best!

KT Bot!

7/17/2011 10:05:39 am

I just watch Rango 2day Taylor... Lol :)

The Most Difficult Situation. Ever.

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