Situation Make Me a Sandwich

11/20/2011

So there's this teacher. I really don't like him. At all. I won't name names or anything, but I really don't like him.

He asks you to make him a sandwich. You have duct tape and a stick. Now what? Have fun :)

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24 Comments

taylor

12/2/2011 12:12:53 pm

so.. i realized.. i read this situation.
laughed really effing hard.
and never solved it.

so. i would make a sandwich out of duct tape and a stick.
and then shove it down his throat.
that will be the last time he will tell me to make him a sandwich.

rishika

12/15/2011 09:53:40 am

same thing as taylor.

except with a bomb in the sandwich.

taylor

1/8/2012 10:11:12 am

i still check this website.. like.. every day, despite knowing that nothing new will be on here.

rishika

1/15/2012 07:30:53 am

woah!!!!

the site upgraged itself!!!! it looks fancier than normal...

risha

1/15/2012 07:31:27 am

and you can reply to individual people...

taylor

1/16/2012 05:45:09 am

fancy fancy.

risha

1/21/2012 04:47:48 am

i feel like we need a new situation

taylor

1/21/2012 05:21:58 am

i second this.

rishika

1/27/2012 09:02:40 am

I get pretty excited when the number of comments goes up and I know they didn't come from me.

taylor

1/29/2012 11:05:43 am

oh my god!
me too(:

rishika

2/7/2012 06:57:07 am

It makes me sad to realize that the creators kind of abandoned this site. :(

taylor

2/12/2012 03:43:51 am

yes! i am really quite sad about this. :(

rishika

2/26/2012 01:26:27 pm

Sooo... I just realized that I'd forgotten about this site. I rushed over here as quick as I could, because I thought, "They must have a new situation now! I haven't checked in a while!" And... nope. Nothing. Nothing at all. I was thoroughly disappointed.

Shame. Shame on you all for not making a new situation. For shame.

I kid, of course! I love you guys. :)

(Ha! I've always wanted to say that.)

Taylor Depp (who is so clearly married to Johnny Depp as you can see by the last name)

3/4/2012 09:15:11 am

"I kid, of course!"

Rishika

3/14/2012 06:05:39 am

I'm boycotting this site.

rishika

3/20/2012 11:35:30 pm

new situation!

taylor

3/23/2012 04:11:04 am

seriously!

rishika

4/14/2012 04:55:20 am

You need to make a new situation now. You've spent far too long not making one.

taylor

4/14/2012 02:15:11 pm

seriously. this is getting ridiculous.

rishika

4/17/2012 08:47:45 am

do you guys even check these comments?!
and... it's almost the 6th month of not having a new situation.

taylor

4/21/2012 07:01:51 am

i am in a rage.
i have never been this mad.

rishika

4/25/2012 06:33:24 am

Seriously. Make a situation.

taylor

4/29/2012 09:21:41 am

oh my holy jesus god.

rishika

4/30/2012 06:27:21 am

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Situation Make Me a Sandwich

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