Situation Competition.

9/18/2011

So, heres the thing. You go to the movie theater, and you see that there is one, and only one exclusive ticket for a one time only showing of all four POTC movies in 3D. Johnny Depp will be hosting the event and will be sitting next to you throughout the movie. During the movie, he will be repeatedly be doing the romantic yawn-arm-around-the-shoulder. Johnny Depp will be picking

Unfortunately, Vanessa Paradis is in line for the ticket. Your mission is to eliminate your competition.

You only have duct tape and a stick.

But wait, you say! This is easy! All I have to do is hit Vanessa with a stick then tie her up, right?

Wrong. Vanessa Paradis has two stick proof rhinos and seven duct-tape proof leopards.

What now?

16 Comments

rishika

9/19/2011 07:23:05 am

stick proof rhinos and duct-tape proof leopards?!

make a trampoline with your measly duct tape and stick. (jk!) jump in front venessa paradis, while doing some epic ninja moves to kick her out of the way.

get your ticket and run to johnny depp, very romanticly. :)

rishika

9/19/2011 07:23:49 am

so, has this site been catered to taylor's needs and desires?? (and partially mine).

Taylor

9/24/2011 07:05:29 am

Riskier: Yes. Yes it has.

Anyway. You obviously duct tape the rhinos and you beat the leopards with sticks! Then you use your kick-butt ninja skills to beat Vanessa Paridis with the stick and tie her up.
Then lock her somewhere, preferably a closet.
Cuz then she'll be in the closet.
And she won't want Johnny Depp!!!! :D

Btww. This situation is my fave!!

PS: BANANA....

tree!

taylor

9/24/2011 11:44:08 am

when you say..
"needs and desires."
it sounds dirty.

rishika

10/2/2011 05:42:23 am

only to people who think like that...

rishika

10/24/2011 11:09:22 am

new situation? this one has just been sitting here for a month.

taylor

10/26/2011 06:23:24 am

agree.
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rishika

10/26/2011 11:19:36 am

:) :) :)
i enjoyed that.

rishika

10/26/2011 11:21:37 am

but, yes. johnny depp situations are always the best. no matter what. you can't even argue against it.

it's just of those facts of life that everyone is supposed to know.
even though i don't know many of them...

taylor

10/28/2011 09:04:53 am

i agree with RISKIER(: (: (:

riskier

10/29/2011 04:35:41 am

shall i right riskier instead of rishika in the name box from now on?

taylor

10/30/2011 05:30:03 am

i would like enjoy that.
but . i mean .
its not like your name .

so.. putting it in the name box. like .
would be a lie .
i just like . feel my grammar is bad as like whatever.

rishika

10/31/2011 09:00:19 am

my brother is looking over my shoulder.
and reading everything he sees on the site out loud.
ok, only a couple things.

new situation?? pretty please???

i'd like to ponder on something? why do the reader have to beg the creators for more? shouldn't it be the creators responsibility to come up with more crowd pleasing situation.

i misspelled ponder and responsibility. of course, today, taylor misspelled "mad", so i don't feel to bad.

i typed pad at first.

happy halloween!!!

ok, so right now i am supposed to be doing me history notes, and before that i was supposed to be doing my supplemental writing thing, but i couldn't think of anything to right.

hmph.

and now my brother is singing.

so yeah. new situation. NOW.

NEW SITUATION THAT INCLUDES JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!

rishika

11/6/2011 10:30:21 am

I'm 15! I'm not a baby!

taylor

11/8/2011 10:25:58 am

hey. riskier.
boycott DTAAS with me until the creators do their job!
xD

rishika

11/9/2011 05:14:25 am

will do!

Situation Competition.

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